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The House That Alan Bought

Alan Smithee is now officially a homeowner. Tremble in fear before my land-barony-ness. Here are some exciting pictures of the house.

Behold the late sixties stylings of my new split level home. On the right you see Dana's car. On the lower left would be my office windows. On the upper left would be my bedroom. Good times.

As you walk into the house, you see this room to the right. Imagine a really killer coffee table and some book cases here. If you aren't imagining that, then perhaps you have such items. Please contact me about selling.

The reverse angle of the front room. The irony of this picture is that it is called FrontRoom.jpg while the previous picture is called FrontReverse.jpg. What incredible irony!

Dana is very excited that she has a Cuisinart. I use knives, but she likes appliances.

The wood panelling is very sixties and very exciting. We will probably be covering it with contact paper and painting or something.

This room has already been dubbed the Boy Room. We will be putting all video game systems, TVs, DVDs, and bars in this room. It will be a living testament to my desire to never grow up.

We have a deck out back which may accomodate a grill and perhaps a chair. It's a little small.

There are some rose bushes out back. We leave you with this image of a very delicate flower. It's the only nice thing in our backyard. I have plans for the yard though. I'm going to kill off everything, till it under, and replant. Hell yeah! It's my yard now!

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