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The Halloween Incident

On Halloween, we had a bash. There was much drunken tomfoolery. Here's a little pictorial of the party. If you didn't come, shame on you. We hope you had a lot of fun somewhere else. Alan.

Mario started the night out just chilling on my couch. He didn't realize what was truly in store.

The smurfs showed up first. My bathroom still has blue spots all over it. I'm not racist or anything, but no more blue people are allowed in my house.

Anna and Enrique showed up later on. I wanted to eat those damn Doritos, but he wouldn't let me.

Bill, my friend? Yes, Ted, my friend.

Mario and I posed. Little did I know what the bastard was going to start.

Mario, not content with starring in all the best games, tried to take me out with a low blow. Fuck that.

Luigi comes out on top though with the side head lock. Just cause I get the shit games doesn't mean I don't work out. There's a reason I jump higher.

In the uninspired category, Pam put on her uniform and Andy found a crown. Haley was just looking fine.

Later on a group of rock stars graced our presence. Pink and Gwen were looking good. I asked Gwen if she would be my Princess Peach. She agreed, but there were too many people around for us to get down the the real "rescuing" that evening.

Not to be outdone, Shakira showed up with this guy from...I don't know. Bojangles?

The king and I decided that pimping ain't easy.

No party would be complete without Frat Boy!

Lastly, we see late in the evening that I have resorted to my gatt-gatt style of picture taking. Notice how I framed the picture with a skewed angle to convey the sense of drunkeness. Aw, who the fuck am I kidding? I was so drunk I could barely stand.

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